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The Ballad of Eden fox
Artista: Eden Fox
Data de Lançamento: 19/02/2021

Gênero: Pop
Composição: Eden Fox
Produção: Eden Fox
Gravadora: Hive Records

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Woah-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh!

Down on your knees before the queen

Woah-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh!

Down on your knees before the queen



Éden Fox was a not popular bitch

Hot body, hot wife, great singer, plus she was rich (oh, yeah)

That girl lost everything cause of a bad critique

Maria Clara lost her sense (nonsense!)



The nominations for aoty came

Our Édens's thicc body, and green was her claim

Till gossip stirred the Metacritic would gave

Maria Clara, Green on that bomb (pityvote!)

Éden, her wife said, life is a competition

I know you won't disappoint me ?



You taste the red, Éden! They got you down

You thirst for green from the metacritic bitchs

Whoa, you spoil for green and high score, music to make

As they crown you queen of music dimension land



(Check Éden, green Éden, aoty for Éden Fox)

(Check Éden, green Éden, aoty for Éden Fox)



So obsessed, our Éden near lost her mind

To score un-green-related, Éden was blind

She shoved her album, her pride, her bad score behind

Still metacritic decide to green Maria Clara (poor, poor, Éden)



Soon Éden's sanity was hung by a thread

The news portals proclaimed her socially dead

'Til then, at last, her fans twitted and said

I'm voting Maria Clara for best song. (love, love, Clara)

Éden, her wife said: Why be so calm?

There's just no future for a bad score at fame



You taste the red, Éden! You taste the shame

You thirst for a green score no matter what takes

Whoa, you spoil for aoty and soty, music to make

As they crown you queen of music dimension land



Woah-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh!

Down on your knees before the queen!

Woah-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh!

Down on your knees before the queen!



Some girls are rational but Éden was not

She stared in mirrors thinking one single thought

(green score)

There's seven reasons this green's not good as got

(Agatha, Reiko, Queendom, Electra)

(Harley, Tieta)

And so the night of grammy, mercy! Thus went her plot

(Thus went her plot!)



T is for Tieta bad latino songs

A is for Agatha trying to country rock, lame

R is what Reiko said when Éden got a green for herself

And E is Electra Kohler dissociate disorder yes

But! But!

Q is for queendom, quiet, no bad music produced

And H is for Harley's pieces of shit album so cruel

But M's are for the easy way in five minutes tops

A poor talented girl can bring an n for end by calling her a flop (what a bitch)

The Ballad of Éden Fox



You got your green Éden, you got your aoty

You got their prizes on your pretty hand

Whoa, you donned the aoty and soty, doing a dance

As you crowned you queen of music dimension land!



Woah-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh!



God save the queen

(Down on your knees before the queen)

God save the queen!

(Woah-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh!)

The queen of music dimension land

(Down on your knees before)

Oh! The queen of music dimension land!



They give you more reds, they took your awards

As they washed your bad carrer and said

Into a unfamous life, going to hell

im screaming: I'm the queen of music dimension land!



At least in your head, you're queen of music dimension land!

(Woah-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh!)

Oh pity the flops, you're queen of music dimension land!

(Down on your knees before the queen)

Check Éden, Green Éden, aoty for Éden Fox

(Woah)

Check Éden, green Éden, aoty for Éden Fox