Post by harleynox on Feb 1, 2021 20:12:39 GMT -5
Título: Six the Musical
Artistas: Renée Lamb, Harley Nox, Natalie Paris, Genesis Lynea, Aimie Atkinson, Izuka Hoyle
Data de Lançamento: 01 de fevereiro de 2021
Duração: 42 minutos
Gêneros: Musical Theater
Compsitores: Toby Marlow, Lucy Moss
Produtores: Toby Marlow, Lucy Moss
Tracklist
1. Ex-Wives
2. No Way
3. Don't Lose Your Head
4. Heart of Stone
5. Haus of Holbein
6. Get Down
7. All you wanna do
8. I Dont Need Your Love
9. Six
1. Ex-Wives
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
Divorced
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Beheaded
[JANE SEYMOUR]
Died
[ANNE OF CLEVES]
Divorced
[KATHERINE HOWARD]
Beheaded
[CATHERINE PARR]
Survived
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON [spoken]]
And tonight we are
[TODAS]
LIVE
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
Listen up, let me tell you a story
[ANNE BOLEYN]
A story that you think
You've heard before
[JANE SEYMOUR]
We know you know our names
And our fame and our faces
[ANNE OF CLEVES]
Know all about the glories
And the disgraces
[KATHERINE HOWARD]
I'm done 'cause all this time
I've been just one word
In a stupid rhyme
[CATHERINE PARR]
So I picked up a pen and a microphone
[TODAS]
History's about to get overthrown
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
Divorced
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Beheaded
[JANE SEYMOUR]
Died
[ANNE OF CLEVES]
Divorced
[KATHERINE HOWARD]
Beheaded
[CATHERINE PARR]
Survived
[TODAS]
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded
LIVE!
Welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
Raising up the roof
Till we hit the ceiling
Get ready for the truth
That we'll be revealing
Everybody knows
That we used to be six wives
But now we're ex-wives
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
All you ever hear
And read about
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Is our ex and the way it ended
[JANE SEYMOUR]
But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush
[ANNE OF CLEVES]
You're gonna find out
How we got unfriended
[KATHERINE HOWARD]
Tonight we gonna do ourselves justice
'Cause we're taking you to court
[CATHERINE PARR]
Every Tudor Rose has its thorns
And you're gonna hear 'em live in consort
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
Divorced
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Beheaded
[JANE SEYMOUR]
Died
[ANNE OF CLEVES]
Divorced
[KATHERINE HOWARD]
Beheaded
[CATHERINE PARR]
Survived
[TODAS]
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded
LIVE!
Welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
Dancing to the beat
Till the break of day. Once
We're done, we'll start again
Like it's the Renaissance
Everybody knows
That we used to be six wives
But now we're ex-wives
[TODAS]
Divorced
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
My name is Catherine of Aragon
Was married 24 years, I'm a paragon
Of royalty, my loyalty is to the Vatican
So if you try to dump me
You won't try that again
[TODAS]
Beheaded
[ANNE BOLEYN]
I'm that Boleyn girl
And I'm up next, see
I broke England from the Church
Yeah, I'm that sexy
Why did I lose my head?
Well my sleeves may be green
But my lipstick's red!
[TODAS]
Died
[JANE SEYMOUR]
Jane Seymour, the only one he truly loved
[TODAS]
Rude
[JANE SEYMOUR]
When my son was newly born
I died, but I'm not what I seem
Or am I?
Stick around and you'll
Suddenly see more
[TODAS]
Divorced
[ANNE OF CLEVES]
Ich bin Anna of Cleves
[TODAS]
Ja
[ANNE OF CLEVES]
When he saw my portrait he was like
[TODAS]
Jaa
[ANNE OF CLEVES]
But I didn't look as good
As I did in my pic
Funny how we all discuss that
But never Henry's little
[KATHERINE HOWARD]
Prick up your ears, I'm the Katherine
Who lost her head
[TODAS]
Beheaded
[KATHERINE HOWARD]
For my promiscuity outside of wed
Lock up your husbands
Lock up your sons
K Howard is here
And the fun's begun
[TODAS]
Survived
[CATHERINE PARR]
Five down, I'm the final wife
I saw him to the end of his life
I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr
I bet you wanna know how I got this far
I said I bet you wanna know
How we got this far
[TODAS]
Do you wanna know how we got this far?
Then welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
Get your hands up
Get this party buzzing
You want a queen Bee
Well there's half a dozen
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
But now we're ex-wives!
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
SIX!
2. No Way
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
No no no no no no no way
There’s no way
You must agree that baby
In all the time I’ve been by your side
I’ve never lost control
No matter how many times I knew you lied
Have my golden rule
Got to keep my cool
Yeah, baby
[TODAS]
You know she’s got to keep her cool
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
And even though you’ve had your fun
Running around with some pretty young thing
And even though you’ve had one son
With someone who don’t own a wedding ring
No matter what I heard
I didn’t say a word, no, baby
[TODAS]
You know she never said a word
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
I put up with your sh
Like every single day
But now it’s time to shh
And listen when I say
You must think that I’m crazy
You wanna replace me baby
There’s no no no no no no no way
If you think for a moment
I'd grant you annulment, just hold up
There’s no no no no no no no way
No way
No way
There’s no no no no no no no way
No way
No way
There’s no no no no no no no way
There’s no way
So you read a Bible verse that I’m cursed
‘Cause I was your brothers wife
You say it’s a pity ‘cause quoting Leviticus
I’ll end up kiddy-less all my life
Well daddy weren’t you there
When I gave birth to Mary? Aw hi baby
[TODAS]
Daughters are so easy to forget
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
You’re just so full of sh
Must think that I’m naïve
I won’t back down won’t shh
And no I’ll never leave
You must think that I’m crazy
You wanna replace me baby
There’s no no no no no no no way
If you thought it’d be funny to
Send me to a nunnery, honey there’s no way
No way
No way
There’s no no no no no no no way
No way
No way
There’s no no no no no no no way
There’s no way
Hey
(Woo)
(Let’s go)
(Woo)
(Here we go)
You’ve got me down on my knees
Please tell me what you think I’ve done wrong
Been humble, been loyal, I’ve tried
To swallow my pride all along
If you can just explain
A single thing I’ve done to cause you pain, I’ll go
No?
You’ve got nothing to say
I’m not going away
There’s no way
You must think that I’m crazy
You wanna replace me baby
There’s no no no no no no no way
You made me your wife
So I’ll be queen to the end of my life
No no no no no no no way
No way
No way
No no no no nope no nope no nope no no
No way
No way
There’s no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no way
There’s no way
3. Don't Lose Your Head
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Grew up in the French court
Oui oui bonjour
Life was a chore
So
[TODAS]
She set sail
[ANNE BOLEYN]
1522 came straight to the UK
All the British dudes lame
[TODAS]
Epic fail!
Ooh
[ANNE BOLEYN]
I wanna dance and sing
[TODAS]
Politics
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Not my thing
[TODAS]
Ooh
[ANNE BOLEYN]
But then I met the king
And soon my daddy said
You should try and get ahead!
He wanted me, obviously
Messaging me like every day
Couldn't be better then he sent me a letter
And who am I kidding
I was prêt à manger
[TODAS]
Ooh
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Sent a reply
[TODAS]
Ooh
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Just saying hi
[TODAS]
Ooh
[ANNE BOLEYN]
You’re a nice guy
I'll think about it maybe
XO baby
[TODAS]
Uh oh
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Here we go
[TODAS]
You sent him kisses
[ANNE BOLEYN]
I didn't know I would move in with his missus
[TODAS]
What?!
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Get a life!
[TODAS]
You're living with his wife?
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Like, what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm just trying to have some fun
Don't worry, don’t worry
Don’t lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LOL
Say ’Oh, well! '
Or go to hell!
I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Don’t lose your head
Three in the bed
And the little one said
If you wanna be wed
Make up your mind!
Her or me, chum
Don't wanna be some
Girl in a threesome
Are you blind?
[TODAS]
Ooh
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Don't be bitter
[TODAS]
Ooh
[ANNE BOLEYN]
'Cause I'm fitter
[TODAS]
Ooh
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Why hasn't it hit her?
He doesn't wanna bang you
Somebody hang you
[TODAS]
Uh oh
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Here we go
[TODAS]
Your comment went viral
[ANNE BOLEYN]
I didn't really mean it
But rumours spiral
[TODAS]
Wow Anne, way to make the country hate you!
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Mate, what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry about what I said
I'm just trying to have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry
Don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LOL
Say 'Oh, well! '
Or go to hell!
I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Don't lose your head
Tried to elope
But the Pope said 'Nope! '
Our only hope was HENRY
He got a promotion
Caused a commotion
Set in motion the C of E
[TODAS]
The rules
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Were so outdated
Us two wanted to get X-rated
[TODAS]
Soon
Excommunicated
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Everybody chill
It's totes God's will
Henry's out every night on the town
Just sleeping around like "What the hell?"
If that's how it's gonna be
Maybe I'll flirt with a guy or three
Just to make him jel
Henry finds out and he goes mental
He screams and shouts like
So judgemental!
You damned witch
Mate, just shut up!
I wouldn't be such a b
If you could get it up
[TODAS]
Uh oh
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Here we go
[TODAS]
Is that what you said?
[ANNE BOLEYN]
And now he's going 'round like
"Off with her head!"
[TODAS]
No!
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he means it
[TODAS]
Seems it
[ANNE BOLEYN]
What was I meant to do?
[TODAS]
What was she meant to do?
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Like, what was I meant to do?
[TODAS]
What was she meant to do?
[ANNE BOLEYN]
No, but what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry about what I said
I'm just trying to have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry
Don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LOL
Say: Oh, well!
Or go to hell!
[TODAS]
Just go to hell!
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Sorry, not sorry about what I said
[TODAS]
Sorry, not sorry about what she said
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Sorry, not sorry about what I said
Don't lose your head
4. Heart of Stone
[JANE SEYMOUR]
You've got a good heart
But I know it changes
A restless tide, untameable
You came my way
And I knew a storm could come too
You'd lift me high, or let me fall
But I took your hand
Promised I'd withstand
Any blaze you blew my way
'Cause something inside
It solidified
And I knew I'd always stay
You can build me up
You can tear me down
You can try but I'm unbreakable
You can do your best
But I'll stand the test
You'll find that I'm unshakeable
When the fire's burnt
When the wind has blown
When the water's dried
You'll still find stone
My heart of stone
You say we're perfect
A perfect family
You hold us close for the world to see
And when I say you're the only one I've ever loved
I mean those words truthfully
But I know, without my son
Your love could disappear
And though it isn't fair
But I don't care
'Cause my love will still be here
You can build me up
You can tear me down
You can try but I'm unbreakable
You can do your best
But I'll stand the test
You'll find that I'm unshakeable
When the fire's burnt
When the wind has blown
When the water's dried
You'll still find stone
My heart of stone
Soon I'll have to go
I'll never see him grow
But I hope my son will know
He'll never be alone
'Cause like a river runs dry
And leaves its scars behind
I'll be by your side
'Cause my love is set in stone
[TODAS]
You can build me up
You can tear me down
You can try but I'm unbreakable
You can do your best
But I'll stand the test
You'll find that I'm unshakeable
The fire's burnt
The wind has blown
The water's dried
[JANE SEYMOUR]
You'll still find stone
My heart of stone
[TODAS]
You can build me up
You can tear me down
You can try but I'm unbreakable
You can do your best
But I'll stand the test
You'll find that I'm unshakeable
The fire's burnt
The wind has blown
The water's dried
[JANE SEYMOUR]
You'll still find stone
My heart of stone
5. Haus of Holbein
[ANNE OF CLEVES]
Welcome to the house
[TODAS]
To the Haus of Holbein
Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
Hans Holbein goes around the world
[CATHERINE PARR]
Painting all of the beautiful girls
[ANNE BOLEYN]
From Spain
[JANE SEYMOUR]
To France
[ANNE OF CLEVES]
And Germany
[KATHERINE HOWARD]
The king chooses one
[TODAS]
But which one will it be?
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON & ANNE BOLEYN]
You bring the corsets
[JANE SEYMOUR & ANNE OF CLEVES]
We'll bring the cinches
[CATHERINE PARR]
No one wants a waist over nine inches
[TODAS MENOS KATHERINE HOWARD]
So what, the makeup contains lead poison?
[KATHERINE HOWARD]
At least your complexion will bring all the boys in
[TODAS]
Ignore the fear and you'll be fine
We'll turn this vier into a nine
So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein'
[CATHERINE PARR]
'Cause now you're in the house
[TODAS]
In the Haus of Holbein!
Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein
[ANNE BOLEYN]
We must make sure the princesses look great
When their time comes for a Holbein portrait
[ANNE OF CLEVES]
We know what all the best inventions are
To hold everything up
[KATHERINE HOWARD]
Ja, it's wunderbar
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
For blonder hair, then you just add a magical ingredient
[JANE SEYMOUR]
From your bladder
[CATHERINE PARR]
Try these heels, so high it's naughty
[TODAS]
But we cannot guarantee that you'll still walk at forty
Ignore the fear and you'll be fine
We'll turn this vier into a nine
So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein'
[CATHERINE PARR]
'Cause now you're in the house
[TODAS]
In the Haus of Holbein!
Ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein
6. Get Down
[Anna of Cleves]
Sittin’ here all alone
On a throne
In a palace that I happen to own
Bring me some pheasant
Keep it on the bone
Fill my goblet up to the brim
Sippin’ on mead and I spill it on my dress
With the gold lace trim
Not very prim and proper
Can’t make me stop
I wanna go hunting, any takers?
I’m not fake ‘cause I’ve got acres and acres
Paid for with my own riches
Where my hounds at? Release the bitches
(Woof)
Everyday
Head back for a round of croquet, yeah
‘Cause I’m a player
And tomorrow, I’ll hit replay
You, you said that I tricked ya
‘Cause I, I didn’t look like my profile picture
Too, too bad I don’t agree
So I’m gonna hang it up for everyone to see
And you can’t stop me ‘cause
I’m the queen of the castle
Get down, you dirty rascal
Get down
Get down
Get down you dirty rascal
Get down
Get down
‘Cause I’m the queen of the castle
When I get bored
I go to court
Pull up outside in my carriage
Don’t got no marriage
So I have a little flirt with the footman
As he takes my fur
As you were
Making my way to the dance floor
Some boys make an advance
I ignore them
‘Cause my jam comes on the lute
Lookin’ cute
Das ist gut
All eyes on me
No criticism
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Dance so hard that I’m causin’ a sensation
Okay ladies, let’s get in reformation
You, you said that I tricked ya
‘Cause I, I didn’t look like my profile picture
Too, too bad I don’t agree
So I’m gonna hang it up for everyone to see
And you can’t stop me ‘cause
I’m the queen of the castle
Get down, you dirty rascal
Get down
Get down (you dirty rascal)
Get down
Get down
‘Cause I’m the queen of the castle
Now I ain’t sayin’ I’m a gold digger
But check my prenup, and go figure
Got gold chains
Symbolic of my faith to the higher power
In the fast lane
My horses can trot up to twelve miles an hour
Let me explain
I’m a Wienerschnitzel, not an English flower
No one tells me I need a rich man
Doin’ my thing in my palace in Richmond
You, you said that I tricked ya (tricked ya)
‘Cause I (I), I didn’t look like my profile picture (no no)
Too, too bad I don’t agree (too bad I don’t agree)
So I’m gonna hang it up (hang it up, hang it up) for everyone to see
And you can’t stop, you can’t stop me ‘cause
I’m the queen of the castle
Get down, you dirty rascal
Get down (yeah, c’mon, ha!)
Get down (get down with me)
Get down you dirty rascal
Get down (it’s Anna of Cleves)
(Aha-ha-ha, get)
Get down (ow!)
‘Cause I’m the queen of the castle
7. All You Wanna Do
[All]
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby
[Katherine Howard]
I think we can all agree
I'm the ten amongst these threes
[All]
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby
[Katherine Howard]
And ever since I was a child
I'd make the boys go wild
[All]
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby
[Katherine Howard]
Take my first music teacher
Henry Manox
I was young, it's true
But even then I knew
The only thing you wanna do is
Broad, dark, sexy Manox
Taught me all about dynamics
He was twenty three
And I was thirteen
Going on thirty
We spent hours strumming the lute
Striking the chords and blowing the flute
He plucked my strings all the way to G
Went from major to minor
C to D
Tell me what you need
What you want
You don't need to plead
'Cause I feel
The chemistry
Like I get you
And you get me and
[Katherine Howard]
Maybe this is it
He just cares so much
It feels legit
We have a connection
I think this guy is different
[Katherine Howard]
'Cause
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby's
Touch me, love me
Can't get enough, see
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby's
Please me, squeeze me
Birds and the bees me
Run your fingers through my hair
Tell me I'm the fairest of the fair
Playtime's over
The only thing you wanna do is
But then there was another guy, Francis Dereham
Serious, stern and slow
Gets what he wants and he won't take no
Passion in all that he touches
The sexy secretary to the dowager duchess
Helped him in his office had a duty to fulfil
He even let me use his favourite quill
Spilled ink all over the parchment
My wrist was so tired
Still I came back the next day
As he required
You see, I'm all you need
All you want, you don't need to plead
'Cause I feel the chemistry
Like I get you and you get me and
I know, this is it
He just cares so much
This one's legit
We have a real connection
I'm sure this time is different
'Cause
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby's
Touch me, love me
Can't get enough, see
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby's
Please me, squeeze me
Birds and the bees me
You can't wait a second more
To get my corset on the floor
Playtime's over
The only thing you wanna do is
Yeah, that didn't work out
So I decided to have a break from boys
And you'll never guess who I met
Tall, large, Henry the Eighth
Supreme head of the Church of England
Globally revered
Although you wouldn't know it from the look of that beard
Made me a lady in waiting, hurled
Me and my family up in the world
Gave me duties in court and he swears it's true
That without me he doesn't know what he'd do
You see, I'm all you need
All you want, we both agree
This is the place for me
I'm finally where I'm meant to be
Then he starts saying all this stuff
He cares so much, he calls me 'love'
He says we have this connection
I guess it's not so different
'Cause
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby's
Touch me, love me
Can't get enough, see
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby's
Seize me, squeeze me
Birds and the bees me
There's no time for when or how
'Cause you've just got to have me now
Playtime's over
The only thing you wanna do is
So we got married. Woo
With Henry, it isn't easy
His temper's short and his mates are sleazy
Except for this one courtier
He's a really nice guy just
So sincere
The royal life isn't what I planned
But Thomas is there to lend a helping hand
So sweet, makes sure that I'm okay
And we hang out loads when the King's away
This guy, finally
Is what I want, the friend I need
Just mates, no chemistry
I get him and he gets me
And there's nothing more to it
He just cares so much, he's devoted
He says we have a connection
I thought this time was different
Why did I think he'd be different
But it's never, ever different
'Cause
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby's
Touch me, when will
Enough be enough, see?
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby's
Squeeze me, don't care
If you don't please me
Bite my lip and pull my hair
As you tell me I'm the fairest of the fair
[All]
Playtime's over
Playtime's over
Playtime's over
The only thing
The only thing
[Katherine Howard]
The only thing you wanna do is
8. I Don't Need Your Love
[CATHERINE PARR]
You know I love you, boy
In every single way
Though I love you, boy
I'll miss you every day
Oh I love you, boy
I wish that I could stay with you
And keep the life I made with you
And even though this feels so right
I'm holding back the tears tonight
It's true I'll never be over you
'Cause I have built a future in my mind with you
And now the hope is gone
There's nothing left for me to do
You know it isn't true
But I must say to you
That I don't need your love, no, no
I don't need your love, no, no
It'll never be better than it was, no, no
But I don't need your love, no, no
I've got no choice
With the King I stay alive
Never had a choice
Been a wife twice before, just to survive
I don't have a choice
If Henry says "It's you" , then it's you
No matter how I feel
It's what I have to do
But if, somehow, I had that choice
No holding back, I'd raise my voice
I'd say: Henry, yeah it's true
I'll never belong to you
'Cause I am not your toy, to enjoy till there's something new
As if I'm gonna give up my boy, my work, my dreams
To care for you
Ha, darling, get a clue
There's nothing you can do
I don't need your love, no, no
No, I don't need you love, no, no
There's nothing left to discuss, no, no
But I don't need your love, no, no
But I can't say that
Not to the king
So this is goodbye
All my love
Catherine
So I sent that letter to my love
Got married to the king
Became the one who survived
I've told you about my life
The final wife
But why should that story
Be the one I have to sing about
Just to win? I'm out
That's not my story
There's so much more
Remember that I was a writer
I wrote books and psalms and meditations
Fought for female education
So all my women could independently
Study scripture
I even got a woman to paint my picture
Why can't I tell that story?
'Cause in history
I'm fixed as one of six
And without him
I disappear
We all disappear
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
So we had no choice
[ANNE BOLEYN]
But now it's us alone
[JANE SEYMOUR]
So we've got no choice
[ANNE OF CLEVES]
No, we've got no choice
[KATHERINE HOWARD]
We're taking back the microphone
[CATHERINE PARR]
I'm gonna raise my voice
[TODAS]
They always said
We need your love
But it's time for us to rise above
It's not what went down in history
But tonight I'm singing this for me
Henry, yeah, I'm through
Too many times it's been told
And I have had enough (I have had enough)
Love stories to get old
And you might think it's tough
But I've got to let your love run cold
We're taking back control (we're taking back control)
You need to know
I don't need your love, no, no
No, I don't need your love, no, no
Can't let it get the better of us, no, no
I don't need your love, no, no
I don't need your love, no, no
No, I don't need your love, no, no
I don't need your love, no, no
I don't need your love
We don't need your love
9. Six
(Catherine of Aragon)
He got down on one knee
But I said: No way!
Packed my bags
And moved into a
Nu-nu-nunnery!
Joined the gospel choir
Our riffs were on fire
At the top of the charts
Is where I'm gonna stay
(Anne Boleyn)
Henry sent me a poem
All about my green sleeves
I changed a couple words
Put it on a sick beat
The song blew their minds
Next minute I was signed
And now I'm writing lyrics
For Shakesy P
(Jane Seymour)
Since my first son
Our family's grown
We made a band
And got quite well known
You could perhaps call us
The Tudor Von Trapps
I'm just kidding
We're called the
Royalling Stones
(All)
We're one of a kind
No category
Too many years
Lost in history
We're free to take
Our crowning glory
For five more minutes
We're SIX!
(Anne of Cleves)
What a shame
Yeah, my face
It cost me the crown
So I moved to the
Haus Of Holbein
In my hometown
His mates were super arty
But I showed them how to party
Now on my tour of Prussia
Everybody: Gets down
(Katherine Howard)
Music man tried it on
And I was like: Bye!
So I thought: Who needs him?
I can give it a try
I learned everything
Now all I do is sing
And I'll do that until I die
(Catherine Parr)
Heard all about these rockin' chicks
Loved every song
And each remix
So I went out and found them
And we laid down an album
Now: I don't need your love
All I need is SIX!
(all)
We're one of a kind
No category
Too many years
Lost in his story
We're free to take
Our crowning glory
For five more minutes
We're SIX!
Woah, woah
We're SIX!
Woooah, we're SIX
Woah, woah
For five more minutes
It's the end of the show
Of the historemix
We switched up the flow
And we changed the prefix
Everybody knows
That we used to be six wives
But we want to say
Before we drop the curtain
Nothing is for sure
Nothing is for certain
All that we know is that
We used to be six wives
But now we're one of a kind
No category
Too many years
Lost in history
We're free to take
Our crowning glory
For five more minutes
We're one of a kind
No category
Too many years
Lost in history
We're free to take
Our crowning glory
For five more minutes
We're SIX!
Woah, woah
We're SIX!
Woooah, we're SIX
Woah, woah
For five, four, three
Two, one more minute
We're SIX!
Artistas: Renée Lamb, Harley Nox, Natalie Paris, Genesis Lynea, Aimie Atkinson, Izuka Hoyle
Data de Lançamento: 01 de fevereiro de 2021
Duração: 42 minutos
Gêneros: Musical Theater
Compsitores: Toby Marlow, Lucy Moss
Produtores: Toby Marlow, Lucy Moss
Tracklist
1. Ex-Wives
2. No Way
3. Don't Lose Your Head
4. Heart of Stone
5. Haus of Holbein
6. Get Down
7. All you wanna do
8. I Dont Need Your Love
9. Six
1. Ex-Wives
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
Divorced
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Beheaded
[JANE SEYMOUR]
Died
[ANNE OF CLEVES]
Divorced
[KATHERINE HOWARD]
Beheaded
[CATHERINE PARR]
Survived
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON [spoken]]
And tonight we are
[TODAS]
LIVE
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
Listen up, let me tell you a story
[ANNE BOLEYN]
A story that you think
You've heard before
[JANE SEYMOUR]
We know you know our names
And our fame and our faces
[ANNE OF CLEVES]
Know all about the glories
And the disgraces
[KATHERINE HOWARD]
I'm done 'cause all this time
I've been just one word
In a stupid rhyme
[CATHERINE PARR]
So I picked up a pen and a microphone
[TODAS]
History's about to get overthrown
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
Divorced
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Beheaded
[JANE SEYMOUR]
Died
[ANNE OF CLEVES]
Divorced
[KATHERINE HOWARD]
Beheaded
[CATHERINE PARR]
Survived
[TODAS]
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded
LIVE!
Welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
Raising up the roof
Till we hit the ceiling
Get ready for the truth
That we'll be revealing
Everybody knows
That we used to be six wives
But now we're ex-wives
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
All you ever hear
And read about
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Is our ex and the way it ended
[JANE SEYMOUR]
But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush
[ANNE OF CLEVES]
You're gonna find out
How we got unfriended
[KATHERINE HOWARD]
Tonight we gonna do ourselves justice
'Cause we're taking you to court
[CATHERINE PARR]
Every Tudor Rose has its thorns
And you're gonna hear 'em live in consort
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
Divorced
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Beheaded
[JANE SEYMOUR]
Died
[ANNE OF CLEVES]
Divorced
[KATHERINE HOWARD]
Beheaded
[CATHERINE PARR]
Survived
[TODAS]
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded
LIVE!
Welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
Dancing to the beat
Till the break of day. Once
We're done, we'll start again
Like it's the Renaissance
Everybody knows
That we used to be six wives
But now we're ex-wives
[TODAS]
Divorced
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
My name is Catherine of Aragon
Was married 24 years, I'm a paragon
Of royalty, my loyalty is to the Vatican
So if you try to dump me
You won't try that again
[TODAS]
Beheaded
[ANNE BOLEYN]
I'm that Boleyn girl
And I'm up next, see
I broke England from the Church
Yeah, I'm that sexy
Why did I lose my head?
Well my sleeves may be green
But my lipstick's red!
[TODAS]
Died
[JANE SEYMOUR]
Jane Seymour, the only one he truly loved
[TODAS]
Rude
[JANE SEYMOUR]
When my son was newly born
I died, but I'm not what I seem
Or am I?
Stick around and you'll
Suddenly see more
[TODAS]
Divorced
[ANNE OF CLEVES]
Ich bin Anna of Cleves
[TODAS]
Ja
[ANNE OF CLEVES]
When he saw my portrait he was like
[TODAS]
Jaa
[ANNE OF CLEVES]
But I didn't look as good
As I did in my pic
Funny how we all discuss that
But never Henry's little
[KATHERINE HOWARD]
Prick up your ears, I'm the Katherine
Who lost her head
[TODAS]
Beheaded
[KATHERINE HOWARD]
For my promiscuity outside of wed
Lock up your husbands
Lock up your sons
K Howard is here
And the fun's begun
[TODAS]
Survived
[CATHERINE PARR]
Five down, I'm the final wife
I saw him to the end of his life
I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr
I bet you wanna know how I got this far
I said I bet you wanna know
How we got this far
[TODAS]
Do you wanna know how we got this far?
Then welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
Get your hands up
Get this party buzzing
You want a queen Bee
Well there's half a dozen
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
But now we're ex-wives!
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
SIX!
2. No Way
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
No no no no no no no way
There’s no way
You must agree that baby
In all the time I’ve been by your side
I’ve never lost control
No matter how many times I knew you lied
Have my golden rule
Got to keep my cool
Yeah, baby
[TODAS]
You know she’s got to keep her cool
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
And even though you’ve had your fun
Running around with some pretty young thing
And even though you’ve had one son
With someone who don’t own a wedding ring
No matter what I heard
I didn’t say a word, no, baby
[TODAS]
You know she never said a word
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
I put up with your sh
Like every single day
But now it’s time to shh
And listen when I say
You must think that I’m crazy
You wanna replace me baby
There’s no no no no no no no way
If you think for a moment
I'd grant you annulment, just hold up
There’s no no no no no no no way
No way
No way
There’s no no no no no no no way
No way
No way
There’s no no no no no no no way
There’s no way
So you read a Bible verse that I’m cursed
‘Cause I was your brothers wife
You say it’s a pity ‘cause quoting Leviticus
I’ll end up kiddy-less all my life
Well daddy weren’t you there
When I gave birth to Mary? Aw hi baby
[TODAS]
Daughters are so easy to forget
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
You’re just so full of sh
Must think that I’m naïve
I won’t back down won’t shh
And no I’ll never leave
You must think that I’m crazy
You wanna replace me baby
There’s no no no no no no no way
If you thought it’d be funny to
Send me to a nunnery, honey there’s no way
No way
No way
There’s no no no no no no no way
No way
No way
There’s no no no no no no no way
There’s no way
Hey
(Woo)
(Let’s go)
(Woo)
(Here we go)
You’ve got me down on my knees
Please tell me what you think I’ve done wrong
Been humble, been loyal, I’ve tried
To swallow my pride all along
If you can just explain
A single thing I’ve done to cause you pain, I’ll go
No?
You’ve got nothing to say
I’m not going away
There’s no way
You must think that I’m crazy
You wanna replace me baby
There’s no no no no no no no way
You made me your wife
So I’ll be queen to the end of my life
No no no no no no no way
No way
No way
No no no no nope no nope no nope no no
No way
No way
There’s no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no way
There’s no way
3. Don't Lose Your Head
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Grew up in the French court
Oui oui bonjour
Life was a chore
So
[TODAS]
She set sail
[ANNE BOLEYN]
1522 came straight to the UK
All the British dudes lame
[TODAS]
Epic fail!
Ooh
[ANNE BOLEYN]
I wanna dance and sing
[TODAS]
Politics
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Not my thing
[TODAS]
Ooh
[ANNE BOLEYN]
But then I met the king
And soon my daddy said
You should try and get ahead!
He wanted me, obviously
Messaging me like every day
Couldn't be better then he sent me a letter
And who am I kidding
I was prêt à manger
[TODAS]
Ooh
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Sent a reply
[TODAS]
Ooh
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Just saying hi
[TODAS]
Ooh
[ANNE BOLEYN]
You’re a nice guy
I'll think about it maybe
XO baby
[TODAS]
Uh oh
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Here we go
[TODAS]
You sent him kisses
[ANNE BOLEYN]
I didn't know I would move in with his missus
[TODAS]
What?!
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Get a life!
[TODAS]
You're living with his wife?
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Like, what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm just trying to have some fun
Don't worry, don’t worry
Don’t lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LOL
Say ’Oh, well! '
Or go to hell!
I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Don’t lose your head
Three in the bed
And the little one said
If you wanna be wed
Make up your mind!
Her or me, chum
Don't wanna be some
Girl in a threesome
Are you blind?
[TODAS]
Ooh
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Don't be bitter
[TODAS]
Ooh
[ANNE BOLEYN]
'Cause I'm fitter
[TODAS]
Ooh
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Why hasn't it hit her?
He doesn't wanna bang you
Somebody hang you
[TODAS]
Uh oh
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Here we go
[TODAS]
Your comment went viral
[ANNE BOLEYN]
I didn't really mean it
But rumours spiral
[TODAS]
Wow Anne, way to make the country hate you!
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Mate, what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry about what I said
I'm just trying to have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry
Don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LOL
Say 'Oh, well! '
Or go to hell!
I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Don't lose your head
Tried to elope
But the Pope said 'Nope! '
Our only hope was HENRY
He got a promotion
Caused a commotion
Set in motion the C of E
[TODAS]
The rules
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Were so outdated
Us two wanted to get X-rated
[TODAS]
Soon
Excommunicated
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Everybody chill
It's totes God's will
Henry's out every night on the town
Just sleeping around like "What the hell?"
If that's how it's gonna be
Maybe I'll flirt with a guy or three
Just to make him jel
Henry finds out and he goes mental
He screams and shouts like
So judgemental!
You damned witch
Mate, just shut up!
I wouldn't be such a b
If you could get it up
[TODAS]
Uh oh
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Here we go
[TODAS]
Is that what you said?
[ANNE BOLEYN]
And now he's going 'round like
"Off with her head!"
[TODAS]
No!
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he means it
[TODAS]
Seems it
[ANNE BOLEYN]
What was I meant to do?
[TODAS]
What was she meant to do?
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Like, what was I meant to do?
[TODAS]
What was she meant to do?
[ANNE BOLEYN]
No, but what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry about what I said
I'm just trying to have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry
Don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LOL
Say: Oh, well!
Or go to hell!
[TODAS]
Just go to hell!
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Sorry, not sorry about what I said
[TODAS]
Sorry, not sorry about what she said
[ANNE BOLEYN]
Sorry, not sorry about what I said
Don't lose your head
4. Heart of Stone
[JANE SEYMOUR]
You've got a good heart
But I know it changes
A restless tide, untameable
You came my way
And I knew a storm could come too
You'd lift me high, or let me fall
But I took your hand
Promised I'd withstand
Any blaze you blew my way
'Cause something inside
It solidified
And I knew I'd always stay
You can build me up
You can tear me down
You can try but I'm unbreakable
You can do your best
But I'll stand the test
You'll find that I'm unshakeable
When the fire's burnt
When the wind has blown
When the water's dried
You'll still find stone
My heart of stone
You say we're perfect
A perfect family
You hold us close for the world to see
And when I say you're the only one I've ever loved
I mean those words truthfully
But I know, without my son
Your love could disappear
And though it isn't fair
But I don't care
'Cause my love will still be here
You can build me up
You can tear me down
You can try but I'm unbreakable
You can do your best
But I'll stand the test
You'll find that I'm unshakeable
When the fire's burnt
When the wind has blown
When the water's dried
You'll still find stone
My heart of stone
Soon I'll have to go
I'll never see him grow
But I hope my son will know
He'll never be alone
'Cause like a river runs dry
And leaves its scars behind
I'll be by your side
'Cause my love is set in stone
[TODAS]
You can build me up
You can tear me down
You can try but I'm unbreakable
You can do your best
But I'll stand the test
You'll find that I'm unshakeable
The fire's burnt
The wind has blown
The water's dried
[JANE SEYMOUR]
You'll still find stone
My heart of stone
[TODAS]
You can build me up
You can tear me down
You can try but I'm unbreakable
You can do your best
But I'll stand the test
You'll find that I'm unshakeable
The fire's burnt
The wind has blown
The water's dried
[JANE SEYMOUR]
You'll still find stone
My heart of stone
5. Haus of Holbein
[ANNE OF CLEVES]
Welcome to the house
[TODAS]
To the Haus of Holbein
Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
Hans Holbein goes around the world
[CATHERINE PARR]
Painting all of the beautiful girls
[ANNE BOLEYN]
From Spain
[JANE SEYMOUR]
To France
[ANNE OF CLEVES]
And Germany
[KATHERINE HOWARD]
The king chooses one
[TODAS]
But which one will it be?
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON & ANNE BOLEYN]
You bring the corsets
[JANE SEYMOUR & ANNE OF CLEVES]
We'll bring the cinches
[CATHERINE PARR]
No one wants a waist over nine inches
[TODAS MENOS KATHERINE HOWARD]
So what, the makeup contains lead poison?
[KATHERINE HOWARD]
At least your complexion will bring all the boys in
[TODAS]
Ignore the fear and you'll be fine
We'll turn this vier into a nine
So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein'
[CATHERINE PARR]
'Cause now you're in the house
[TODAS]
In the Haus of Holbein!
Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein
[ANNE BOLEYN]
We must make sure the princesses look great
When their time comes for a Holbein portrait
[ANNE OF CLEVES]
We know what all the best inventions are
To hold everything up
[KATHERINE HOWARD]
Ja, it's wunderbar
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
For blonder hair, then you just add a magical ingredient
[JANE SEYMOUR]
From your bladder
[CATHERINE PARR]
Try these heels, so high it's naughty
[TODAS]
But we cannot guarantee that you'll still walk at forty
Ignore the fear and you'll be fine
We'll turn this vier into a nine
So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein'
[CATHERINE PARR]
'Cause now you're in the house
[TODAS]
In the Haus of Holbein!
Ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein
6. Get Down
[Anna of Cleves]
Sittin’ here all alone
On a throne
In a palace that I happen to own
Bring me some pheasant
Keep it on the bone
Fill my goblet up to the brim
Sippin’ on mead and I spill it on my dress
With the gold lace trim
Not very prim and proper
Can’t make me stop
I wanna go hunting, any takers?
I’m not fake ‘cause I’ve got acres and acres
Paid for with my own riches
Where my hounds at? Release the bitches
(Woof)
Everyday
Head back for a round of croquet, yeah
‘Cause I’m a player
And tomorrow, I’ll hit replay
You, you said that I tricked ya
‘Cause I, I didn’t look like my profile picture
Too, too bad I don’t agree
So I’m gonna hang it up for everyone to see
And you can’t stop me ‘cause
I’m the queen of the castle
Get down, you dirty rascal
Get down
Get down
Get down you dirty rascal
Get down
Get down
‘Cause I’m the queen of the castle
When I get bored
I go to court
Pull up outside in my carriage
Don’t got no marriage
So I have a little flirt with the footman
As he takes my fur
As you were
Making my way to the dance floor
Some boys make an advance
I ignore them
‘Cause my jam comes on the lute
Lookin’ cute
Das ist gut
All eyes on me
No criticism
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Dance so hard that I’m causin’ a sensation
Okay ladies, let’s get in reformation
You, you said that I tricked ya
‘Cause I, I didn’t look like my profile picture
Too, too bad I don’t agree
So I’m gonna hang it up for everyone to see
And you can’t stop me ‘cause
I’m the queen of the castle
Get down, you dirty rascal
Get down
Get down (you dirty rascal)
Get down
Get down
‘Cause I’m the queen of the castle
Now I ain’t sayin’ I’m a gold digger
But check my prenup, and go figure
Got gold chains
Symbolic of my faith to the higher power
In the fast lane
My horses can trot up to twelve miles an hour
Let me explain
I’m a Wienerschnitzel, not an English flower
No one tells me I need a rich man
Doin’ my thing in my palace in Richmond
You, you said that I tricked ya (tricked ya)
‘Cause I (I), I didn’t look like my profile picture (no no)
Too, too bad I don’t agree (too bad I don’t agree)
So I’m gonna hang it up (hang it up, hang it up) for everyone to see
And you can’t stop, you can’t stop me ‘cause
I’m the queen of the castle
Get down, you dirty rascal
Get down (yeah, c’mon, ha!)
Get down (get down with me)
Get down you dirty rascal
Get down (it’s Anna of Cleves)
(Aha-ha-ha, get)
Get down (ow!)
‘Cause I’m the queen of the castle
7. All You Wanna Do
[All]
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby
[Katherine Howard]
I think we can all agree
I'm the ten amongst these threes
[All]
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby
[Katherine Howard]
And ever since I was a child
I'd make the boys go wild
[All]
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby
[Katherine Howard]
Take my first music teacher
Henry Manox
I was young, it's true
But even then I knew
The only thing you wanna do is
Broad, dark, sexy Manox
Taught me all about dynamics
He was twenty three
And I was thirteen
Going on thirty
We spent hours strumming the lute
Striking the chords and blowing the flute
He plucked my strings all the way to G
Went from major to minor
C to D
Tell me what you need
What you want
You don't need to plead
'Cause I feel
The chemistry
Like I get you
And you get me and
[Katherine Howard]
Maybe this is it
He just cares so much
It feels legit
We have a connection
I think this guy is different
[Katherine Howard]
'Cause
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby's
Touch me, love me
Can't get enough, see
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby's
Please me, squeeze me
Birds and the bees me
Run your fingers through my hair
Tell me I'm the fairest of the fair
Playtime's over
The only thing you wanna do is
But then there was another guy, Francis Dereham
Serious, stern and slow
Gets what he wants and he won't take no
Passion in all that he touches
The sexy secretary to the dowager duchess
Helped him in his office had a duty to fulfil
He even let me use his favourite quill
Spilled ink all over the parchment
My wrist was so tired
Still I came back the next day
As he required
You see, I'm all you need
All you want, you don't need to plead
'Cause I feel the chemistry
Like I get you and you get me and
I know, this is it
He just cares so much
This one's legit
We have a real connection
I'm sure this time is different
'Cause
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby's
Touch me, love me
Can't get enough, see
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby's
Please me, squeeze me
Birds and the bees me
You can't wait a second more
To get my corset on the floor
Playtime's over
The only thing you wanna do is
Yeah, that didn't work out
So I decided to have a break from boys
And you'll never guess who I met
Tall, large, Henry the Eighth
Supreme head of the Church of England
Globally revered
Although you wouldn't know it from the look of that beard
Made me a lady in waiting, hurled
Me and my family up in the world
Gave me duties in court and he swears it's true
That without me he doesn't know what he'd do
You see, I'm all you need
All you want, we both agree
This is the place for me
I'm finally where I'm meant to be
Then he starts saying all this stuff
He cares so much, he calls me 'love'
He says we have this connection
I guess it's not so different
'Cause
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby's
Touch me, love me
Can't get enough, see
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby's
Seize me, squeeze me
Birds and the bees me
There's no time for when or how
'Cause you've just got to have me now
Playtime's over
The only thing you wanna do is
So we got married. Woo
With Henry, it isn't easy
His temper's short and his mates are sleazy
Except for this one courtier
He's a really nice guy just
So sincere
The royal life isn't what I planned
But Thomas is there to lend a helping hand
So sweet, makes sure that I'm okay
And we hang out loads when the King's away
This guy, finally
Is what I want, the friend I need
Just mates, no chemistry
I get him and he gets me
And there's nothing more to it
He just cares so much, he's devoted
He says we have a connection
I thought this time was different
Why did I think he'd be different
But it's never, ever different
'Cause
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby's
Touch me, when will
Enough be enough, see?
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby's
Squeeze me, don't care
If you don't please me
Bite my lip and pull my hair
As you tell me I'm the fairest of the fair
[All]
Playtime's over
Playtime's over
Playtime's over
The only thing
The only thing
[Katherine Howard]
The only thing you wanna do is
8. I Don't Need Your Love
[CATHERINE PARR]
You know I love you, boy
In every single way
Though I love you, boy
I'll miss you every day
Oh I love you, boy
I wish that I could stay with you
And keep the life I made with you
And even though this feels so right
I'm holding back the tears tonight
It's true I'll never be over you
'Cause I have built a future in my mind with you
And now the hope is gone
There's nothing left for me to do
You know it isn't true
But I must say to you
That I don't need your love, no, no
I don't need your love, no, no
It'll never be better than it was, no, no
But I don't need your love, no, no
I've got no choice
With the King I stay alive
Never had a choice
Been a wife twice before, just to survive
I don't have a choice
If Henry says "It's you" , then it's you
No matter how I feel
It's what I have to do
But if, somehow, I had that choice
No holding back, I'd raise my voice
I'd say: Henry, yeah it's true
I'll never belong to you
'Cause I am not your toy, to enjoy till there's something new
As if I'm gonna give up my boy, my work, my dreams
To care for you
Ha, darling, get a clue
There's nothing you can do
I don't need your love, no, no
No, I don't need you love, no, no
There's nothing left to discuss, no, no
But I don't need your love, no, no
But I can't say that
Not to the king
So this is goodbye
All my love
Catherine
So I sent that letter to my love
Got married to the king
Became the one who survived
I've told you about my life
The final wife
But why should that story
Be the one I have to sing about
Just to win? I'm out
That's not my story
There's so much more
Remember that I was a writer
I wrote books and psalms and meditations
Fought for female education
So all my women could independently
Study scripture
I even got a woman to paint my picture
Why can't I tell that story?
'Cause in history
I'm fixed as one of six
And without him
I disappear
We all disappear
[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]
So we had no choice
[ANNE BOLEYN]
But now it's us alone
[JANE SEYMOUR]
So we've got no choice
[ANNE OF CLEVES]
No, we've got no choice
[KATHERINE HOWARD]
We're taking back the microphone
[CATHERINE PARR]
I'm gonna raise my voice
[TODAS]
They always said
We need your love
But it's time for us to rise above
It's not what went down in history
But tonight I'm singing this for me
Henry, yeah, I'm through
Too many times it's been told
And I have had enough (I have had enough)
Love stories to get old
And you might think it's tough
But I've got to let your love run cold
We're taking back control (we're taking back control)
You need to know
I don't need your love, no, no
No, I don't need your love, no, no
Can't let it get the better of us, no, no
I don't need your love, no, no
I don't need your love, no, no
No, I don't need your love, no, no
I don't need your love, no, no
I don't need your love
We don't need your love
9. Six
(Catherine of Aragon)
He got down on one knee
But I said: No way!
Packed my bags
And moved into a
Nu-nu-nunnery!
Joined the gospel choir
Our riffs were on fire
At the top of the charts
Is where I'm gonna stay
(Anne Boleyn)
Henry sent me a poem
All about my green sleeves
I changed a couple words
Put it on a sick beat
The song blew their minds
Next minute I was signed
And now I'm writing lyrics
For Shakesy P
(Jane Seymour)
Since my first son
Our family's grown
We made a band
And got quite well known
You could perhaps call us
The Tudor Von Trapps
I'm just kidding
We're called the
Royalling Stones
(All)
We're one of a kind
No category
Too many years
Lost in history
We're free to take
Our crowning glory
For five more minutes
We're SIX!
(Anne of Cleves)
What a shame
Yeah, my face
It cost me the crown
So I moved to the
Haus Of Holbein
In my hometown
His mates were super arty
But I showed them how to party
Now on my tour of Prussia
Everybody: Gets down
(Katherine Howard)
Music man tried it on
And I was like: Bye!
So I thought: Who needs him?
I can give it a try
I learned everything
Now all I do is sing
And I'll do that until I die
(Catherine Parr)
Heard all about these rockin' chicks
Loved every song
And each remix
So I went out and found them
And we laid down an album
Now: I don't need your love
All I need is SIX!
(all)
We're one of a kind
No category
Too many years
Lost in his story
We're free to take
Our crowning glory
For five more minutes
We're SIX!
Woah, woah
We're SIX!
Woooah, we're SIX
Woah, woah
For five more minutes
It's the end of the show
Of the historemix
We switched up the flow
And we changed the prefix
Everybody knows
That we used to be six wives
But we want to say
Before we drop the curtain
Nothing is for sure
Nothing is for certain
All that we know is that
We used to be six wives
But now we're one of a kind
No category
Too many years
Lost in history
We're free to take
Our crowning glory
For five more minutes
We're one of a kind
No category
Too many years
Lost in history
We're free to take
Our crowning glory
For five more minutes
We're SIX!
Woah, woah
We're SIX!
Woooah, we're SIX
Woah, woah
For five, four, three
Two, one more minute
We're SIX!